Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...