I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Two Tourists
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What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...