Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...