I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...