The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.