Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...