Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!