Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...