Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...