Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...