The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.