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A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
Trucker Computer Terms
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No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
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A neutron at a bar
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He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...