Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...