New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
A snail buys a fast new car
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A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...