No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...