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The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
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Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...