Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...