My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – “Husseinfeld”8:30 – “Mad About Everything”9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”9:30...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...