There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...