Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...