Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...