Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...