What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.