Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...