Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...