A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.