And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...