Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...