Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.