Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...