No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...