Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...