Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...