Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...