The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.