I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Arkansas
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