Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...