The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...