What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
JokesGalore News Wire…
“Fresh in from the JokesGalore.com News Wire…”According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...