Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...