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Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...