3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Why are spiders like tops?
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George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....