TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....