Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...