Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Science alert
Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...