Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...