Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!