cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...