Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Male Stages of Life
Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka...
Research results are in!
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....