His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...