An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...